In honor of "Man Week" I thought I would do something really fun!! Make fun of them! LOL. Okay, not really make fun of them because what I am about to post are FACTS! That's right, the solemn truth, as told to me by the internet. Hey, you gotta love Google. :)
Maybe these facts will help us decode even more about Man:
One in three male motorist picks their nose while driving. (Somehow I am not surprised - in fact, I think it should be more like 2 out of 3...)
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. (When will men ever learn? Take Splitter's advice, men! Make "Yes, Dear" your mantra and save the shoes!!)
The inventor of the waffle iron did not like waffles. (Okay, this doesn't say its a man, but 10 to 1 it is because its just like a man to invent something he doesn't need...)
Each year there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the U.S. (Next time your man is in the bathroom and you hear a bang, he could be injured. I suggest calling to him from OUTSIDE the door - DO NOT go in. I repeat DO NOT go in.)
Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles. (See ladies, even the rich ones are odd)
A man's beard grows faster when he anticipates sex. (Hmmmm, maybe every man has a little werewolf in him after all...)
Men are twice as likely to be binge drinkers than women. (This is not because women drive them to drink. It isn't.)
Woman have a slightly higher IQ than men. (Don't hate the messenger on this one- maybe next time you men will listen to us - as clearly we know more.)
The world's tallest man reached 8 feet 11 inches by the age os 21. (His wife could still kick his butt)
Men get hiccups more often than men. (This is because they inhale their food rather than chew it.)
President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader. (Need I say more?)
So now that we have learned a few interesting facts about "Man" we have come to the part in the post where I place the eye candy. Hey, it's Monday, women everywhere could use a little something to get through the longest day of the week!!
Here are a few favorites of mine:
Damon from Vampire Diaries! (Ian)
Alcide from True Blood
Channing Tatum (I heart this man)
Matthew M.
Eric from True Blood
That's all I got for you here today! Remember Men - we ladies love you. This post was all in good fun.
Have a great Monday!
Oh! and Remeber the giveaway for Splitter's book "The Reluctant" and the giveaway for Nicholas Denmon's book "For Nothing" is still going on! Please enter either below this post or on any of the Man Week posts. The winners will be announced Wed!!!
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Hahaha this was a great thing to wake up to, literally laughed out loud! Does Abby count for the 40% that throws footwear at men? I so agree with Channing he's on my list...